Well. This is probably better known as the ‘dafug did i just read’ update. I haven’t been able to read since completing the last book cause they were just full of WTFery. No really. Let’s begin.
dafug did i just read books..
Audition by Ryo Murakami – the last time i updated, I had just finished a bunch of Banana Yoshimoto books and thought I’d expand to other Japanese authors to see if there was anyone else I liked. This book started as a really cool book only it ended up like some Stephen King psycho murder thriller book. And that would have been fine if I knew what I was reading. I DIDN’T. so what you had is me reading this book till 2am in the morning cause it was getting exciting and it was one of those just one more page sort of nights and then BOOMZ. there was gore everywhere. Again, this would have been fine if I was prepared for it all. I was not. I was expecting a happily ever after ending. not mutilate the crap out of people ending. SIGH. This led to me being very wide awake at 2am and traumatised for the rest of the day.
The book is actually very good. The pacing and plot and well, you don’t see the plot twist until it’s too late to stop reading. I just wished I knew what it was before I started reading it. Which brings me to mistake number 2.
Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn. See, I thought this was a coming of age sort of book. Like the girl is gone, here is a woman now type thing. BOY WAS I WRONG. ZZZ. again. you’d think i’d learn by now right? Let’s just say this is definitely as far from a coming of age book as you can get. The plot, and its many, many twists in this book, is very, very good. I have to say for a book with so many unlikable characters, especially the main two characters, I actually couldn’t put it down. Again, would have preferred to know what I was reading before I got into this, especially after reading that crazy book literally just before this. ZZZZ.
So after that, I was like OK. ENOUGH. Let’s read something that is definitely NOT a psychological thriller.
Hard boiled Wonderland and the End of the World – Haruki Murakami. Well. The good news – it certainly wasn’t a psychological thriller. The not so good news. i still don’t know what I just read. I’ve been on a break since reading this book in Mid Aug cause my brain cannot handle more of this shit anymore. hahahhaa.
I also have no idea how these books fit into the list below so I’m going to take some liberal interpretations with them. HAHAHAHhAHA
Currently reading – NOTHING, THANKS A LOT MURAKAMI. BOTH OF YOU.
- Book based on fairy tale
- National Book Award winner
- YA bestseller
- Book you haven’t read since high school
- Book set in your home state
Book translated to English –Moonlight Shadow by Banana Yoshimoto
- Romance set in the future
- Book set in Europe
Book that’s under 150 pages –Kitchen By Banana Yoshimoto New York Times’ bestseller –Perks of being a Wall Flower by Stephen Chbosky
- Book that’s becoming a movie this year
- Book recommended by someone you just met
- A self-improvement book
A book you can finish in a day –Lake by Banana Yoshimoto a book written by a celebrity –. Yes, my accent is real by Kunal Nayer. Good stuff.
- a political memoir
a book at least 100 years older than you –Black Beauty by Anna Sewell
- a book that’s more than 600 pages
- a book from oprah’s book club
A science fiction novel– I read Parasite by Mira Grant and it was awesome (it’s also a reread cause I wanted to read the sequel and could not remember much of it, and I don’t care. It still counts).
- a book recommended by a family member
- a graphic novel
- a book that is published in 2016
a book with a protagonist who has your occupation– *this is done* Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn. Well, Amy was a copy writer-ish. It’s prob the closest thing I’ll ever get striking this off the list. [I did say I’d be quite liberal with my intepretation]
- a book that takes place during Summer
- a book and its prequel
a murder mystery– *this is done* Audition by Ryo Murakami. Yeah this is pretty close to a murder mystery.
- a book written by a comedian
- a dystopian novel
book with a blue cover– Symbiont by Mira Grant. Sequel to Parasite (book 20 on this list)
- a book of poetry
- the first book you see in a bookstore
a classic from the 20th century –Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury
- a book from the library
- an autobiography
- a book about a road trip
a book about a culture you’re unfamiliar with– *this is done* Hard Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World – Haruki Murakami. HAHAHAH all of Murakami’s culture is alien to me.
- a satirical book – terry Pratchett counts right? i have the last few of his books left to read.
- a book that takes place on an island
- a book that’s guaranteed to bring you joy
12 books in 9 months. SIGH. well. at least I’m still reading I guess?