I don’t know how but we started talking about whether we would ever want to have kids and I had a brilliant brain wave…
D: Hey, do you think if I get pregnant, and have a c-section while giving birth, they could also do some liposuction, since you know, they’ve already opened me up?
so that day while out on a walk, we saw a chinese funeral and started discussing how we would like our last rites to be..
D: eh, so what sort of funeral you want
J: hmm, I haven’t really given it much thought.. you?
D: OH OH.. burn me a house!
J: so you want a taoist funeral
D: i’m not taoist.. i don’t want the chanting.. i just want the house burning.. make sure it’s big with servants and all
D: oh and i want people to come speak at my funeral and say how great I am etc etc
J: so do you want to be in a “condo“?
D: no, just put my ashes in a cocktail shaker and leave me at home
J: !! what!
D: then I can haunt you after my death!! MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHa
Do I get the chauffer hat?
i iz looking for one
you want gold tie or black skinny tie
wtf! gold tie
yar yar i trying hard to look for one
No gold tie!
gold tie to match the jie meis
Gold tie so obiang !
all the other guys are getting one
girls are wearing gold dresses
so must wear something matching what
if not wear what
jet is wearing silver
But but, me is chauffer, not a heng tai nor a jie mei what
you not jie mei?
ok you get FLOWER
recent conversation with a gf…
me: i’m wondering if i can do without the flower bouquets on wedding day
your hand bouquet?
what am i going to do with it?
i don have an aisle to walk down
are you okay
did i just cause you to burst a blood vessel?
Mi: YOU NEED A HAND BOUQUET!
hur hur hur..