burn me a house!Posted: September 27, 2011
so that day while out on a walk, we saw a chinese funeral and started discussing how we would like our last rites to be..
D: eh, so what sort of funeral you want
J: hmm, I haven’t really given it much thought.. you?
D: OH OH.. burn me a house!
J: so you want a taoist funeral
D: i’m not taoist.. i don’t want the chanting.. i just want the house burning.. make sure it’s big with servants and all
D: oh and i want people to come speak at my funeral and say how great I am etc etc
J: so do you want to be in a “condo“?
D: no, just put my ashes in a cocktail shaker and leave me at home
J: !! what!
D: then I can haunt you after my death!! MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHa